NEWS JUST IN...THE TOOTH FAIRY WENT TO COLLEGE WITH MOMMY

Kyler Aszterbaum, the eldest of the Aszterbaum Children, told a source (Ethan Aszterbaum) that the Tooth Fairy went to college with Mommy. The eldest stated that there was an incident in which Mommy's friend mixed the wrong potion and she POOF! grew wings and became very very tiny. A crown adorned with a tooth appeared on her head, and a belt made of teeth also appeared. She evidently was destined to a life of capturing teeth from under pillows and leaving treasures and money for the children. Ethan was captivated and overwhelmed with the knowledge that Kyler had lost a tooth that day. The littlest Aszterbaum boy is eagerly and vicariously waiting the morning's light.